Florida's UN Membership Deemed 'Invalid'
In a shocking decision, the town of Florida had its membership in the UN revoked and deemed "invalid" by the court.
The statement by the court's Senior Justice Catgifs wrote the following statement:
On the courts own motion, the court has reviewed the validity of Florida's membership in the United Nations and ruled as follows:
Florida has failed to abide by Article III., Section 2 of the United Nations Charter. As such, Florida's status as a member town or nation is invalid.
Florida is not to be recognized as a member nation or member town of the United Nations.
Florida may apply in accordance with the Charter with no further penalty.
All active UN and ICJ actions brought forth by Florida shall be dismissed. All active UN and ICJ actions brought forth against Florida shall be dismissed.
IT IS SO ORDERED
/s/catgifs
Senior Justice of the ICJ
Bigbudpluto did not respond coherently when we reached out to him for comment.
